dad-butts:

krill-ex:

god was obviously high as fuck when he made sea creatures

They were probably his first creations and he was so ashamed that he tried hiding them.

It’s like his old dA account

beyoncebeytwice:

when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt

internetexplorers:

constantly wanting to rebel but not wanting to get into trouble

hallelujahoran:

can i hire ed sheeran to write my english papers

grapefruitshampoo:

crumpetmarypoppinstea:

twiliprincess:

is it bad that i’ve

watched hair tutorials for girls as future reference

for when i have daughters

because i want to be the kind of dad that knows how to do his daughter’s hair

this is the cutest thing I have ever read omg

tumblr user twiliprincess will be the best dad ever